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Jerry Seinfeld on chicken and tuna
| Waitress at Monk's Restaurant: | Yeah, can I take your order? | |
| George Costanza: | I'll check to the raiser. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | My bet. All right. I'll open with a tuna sandwich. | |
| Elaine Benes: | Tuna? | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | Oh, the dolphin thing? | |
| Elaine Benes: | They're dying in the nets. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | You know, the whole concept of lunch is based on tuna. | |
| Elaine Benes: | Jerry, can't you incorporate one unselfish act in your daily routine? | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | Hey, when I'm driving, I let people in ahead of me all the time. I'm always waving everybody in. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. ... All right, all right. I'll have the chicken salad. | |
| Elaine Benes: | Um, and I'm going to have an English muffin with margarine on the side and a cup of coffee. | |
| Waitress at Monk's Restaurant: | OK, and how about you? | |
| George Costanza: | I'll have the tuna. |
| Waitress at Monk's Restaurant: | Tuna on toast, cole slaw, cup of coffee. | |
| George Costanza: | Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea. | |
| Elaine Benes: | Well, there's no telling what can happen from this. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | You know, chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon's the opposite of tuna, because salmon swim again the current and the tuna swim with it. | |
| George Costanza: | Good for the tuna. |
| Waitress at Monk's Restaurant: | Can I take your order? | |
| Kenny Bania: | What kind of soup do you have? | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | Why don't you get a sandwich? | |
| Kenny Bania: | OK, I'll have tomato soup and tuna on toast. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | OK. This is it, you know. This is the meal. So stock up, buddy boy. | |
| Kenny Bania: | What are you talking about? This isn't a meal. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | Yes it is. Soup and sandwich! That is a meal! | |
| Kenny Bania: | You're supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restautant, like Mendy's. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | I tried to do that! | |
| Kenny Bania: | This is lunch in a coffee shop. | |
| Jerry Seinfeld: | Doesn't matter. This is it. This completes the transaction! | |
| Kenny Bania: | Oh, soup and a sandwich for a brand new Armani suit. Is that any kind of a gesture? |
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